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[CLKD]

Even so 

Stupid for him to eat it in the first place but they can't spit ?

Last night I cracked the bone under my knee on the edge of the bath.  An OUCH moment and it's sore now.  Fortunately a brisk walk after Breakfast helped loosen it up. 

[jaypo]

Horses not known for their intelligence,probably why I love them 

[sheila99]

Does the same apply for OH?? 

[jaypo]

He's slightly more intelligent than a horse .......slightly 

[sheila99]

Perhaps he has nice furry ears? 😁

[befuddled]

Donkeys have lovely ears, and spaniels.  Human ears are just such weird looking things.

[befuddled]

I have a bit of cleaning to do now.  I put a couple of eggs on the worktop.  One of them rolled off and smashed on the floor, that's ok, easy to clean up.  But then i saw the other one was heading the same way, so i lunged towards it to catch it but missed, and batted it up towards the wall. Splattered all over the wall, the clock, the window. One little egg, so much mess!

[CLKD]

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[jaypo]

Perhaps he has nice furry ears? 😁

Not sure that what's coming out of his ears could be classed as fur sheila 

[sheila99]

  That's an image I don't need jaypo!
Befuddled you need that spanial, my dog is excellent at clearing up spilt food.

[CLKD]

Mine would have been there B4 I dropped the eggs  in fact the cat may well have helped roll 1 to the edge of the counter top 

[befuddled]

That's an image I don't need jaypo!
Befuddled you need that spanial, my dog is excellent at clearing up spilt food.

Already got a couple of them Sheila.  Good for cleaning the floor, not sure how to get them to do the walls though.

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CLKD why shocked?  Is that not a normal kind of thing to be happening in your house?  It is around here, two clumsy people and two mad dogs in one household.  Would be unusual if we went a whole week without something happening......

[CLKD]

 .   -  - = OH!

[jaypo]

My OH always teases me as I can admittedly say some pretty stupid things    But today he was just going out to the garden to wash his car and he said.....would you like me to shut the door,I said,no thanks and he said.....so you want it left open then? Wonder if eggheads would like another super brain on their programme 

[CLKD]

I had a lovely warm bubble bath this morning.  Lots of suds so reached for a mug to pour over my body to swamp the suds into the water  at the Very Last Moment I realised it was half a cup of very cold tea left over from last night ....... could have been a Disaster Dahling