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[CLKD]

I excelled myself yesterday 

Himself cut me half a Pakistani mango the day before and put the remains plus stone on a plate into the fridge. Apparently: he got the remains out for his lunch yesterday but I saw a plate + stone and not realising that there was fresh mango under the stone ........    put it into the bin 

He walked backwards and forwards from kitchen to lounge about 3 times muttering I'm sure I had a mango and eventually I twigged 

[nelliedee]

I searched for my house phone for ages, I was cursing quite loudly and just could not find it and then suddenly realised I had it pressed against my ear with my shoulder !!

Have filled the tea caddy with sugar on a few occasions lately.

This morning completely forgot how to copy and paste

Nelliedee x

[CLKD]

I was unable to read figures recently, I was ringing through an Order for clothing and couldn't get my mind round the code numbers 

[CLKD]

He looks more like my late Uncle every day 

[Dyan]

Went to the cash machine yesterday and put my card in.
It said which language so I pressed the union jack and thought hmmm
they must have changed the machine.
I put my pin in and then the amount I wanted.
It then said cannot give you cash from here
Errr! looked up at the sign on the machine but it was the same one I always use.
Went to put my card in again and realised it was my sainburys nectar reward card 
My daughter thought this was hilarious.
Why do I always do these Stupid Things when I'm with my daughter.
She has another story to tell her mates,about her meno brained mum

[mac]

I've just been to lunch with my work colleagues.  Had to leave early as I had a meeting, which i told everyone.  One of my colleagues has just returned and I said to her "Oh I'm sorry did I forget to wait for you?  She looked at me in an odd expression and said no you had a meeting She said you are loosing the plot

Mac

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[Dyan]

Went to the post office yesterday to post a parcel.
Took my purse out of my bag and put it under my arm,while the assistant was weighing the parcel.
When she came back I was rooting around in my bag looking for my purse and getting anxious because I couldn't find it.
I said to the lady" I think my purse must have fallen out in the car"
She looked at me and pointed to my arm.
I felt such a fool but being of a similar age she understood and we ended up having a laugh about it.
She said that when she was younger and ladies use to talk about doing these "stupid things" she thought what a load of rubbish.

[littleminnie]

I was going out yesterday, I was stood by the car pressing the open door button, I could hear the car clicking to open but nothing was happening. Several minutes later I realised I had my sons car keys and it was his car that was opening. (I wouldn't mind but I've done it before so you'd think I'd have realised sooner). 

[Bette]

 
My favourite one is trying to open the front door using the car remote! 
Bette x

[CLKD]

Picking up the TV remote to answer the 'phone 

[Dyan]

  CLKD

[CLKD]

At least we're all in this together 

[amber7]

Cant believe what I did today...went to the dentist to have a crown refitted as it fell out last week, sat in the chair, dental nurse mixed cement...dentist said right pass me your tooth so I can clean it and check for fitting...you've guessed it I forgot to take my tooth with me...I was so embarrassed I couldn't get out of the surgery quick enough 

I was charged £17-50 for my embarrassment and given another appointment for refitting next wk.

It wasn't till i got home that i remembered putting my crown in a safe place...but i cant remember for the life of me were that safe place is.

Cant bring myself to tell anyone at home because they already think I'm gaga 

Hope my secrets safe with with you ladies.

[ariadne]

Picking up the TV remote to answer the 'phone 

Its not just us ... my brother took the remote control to work in his pocket instead of his phone 

ariadne xx