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[jaypo]

My OH couldn't find his scissors anywhere,searched high and low,then suddenly I remembered I'd taken them to the hay shed to snip a hay bales twine,so I tiptoed out and sure enough,there were the scissors so I've sneaked them back in and put a book on top of them  well,he never moves things to find things,so really it's all his fault 

[CLKD]

How long B4 he goes to buy another pair 

[sheila99]

Every time our scissors go missing I am accused of leaving them outside when I've cut the horse's tail    What, moi?

[CLKD]

OH! you have a horse  ........ do tell 

[befuddled]

CLKD, I was going to write "rats", but thought i might offend so changed it to squirrels

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My OH couldn't find his scissors anywhere,searched high and low,then suddenly I remembered I'd taken them to the hay shed to snip a hay bales twine,so I tiptoed out and sure enough,there were the scissors so I've sneaked them back in and put a book on top of them  well,he never moves things to find things,so really it's all his fault 

I used to say "have you looked properly" when mine opened a cupboard door and then asked me where something was without moving anything first.  Now I just look at him and he says "I'll go and look properly"

[CLKD]

  ............

[jaypo]

Haha no befuddled, I like belittling my OH by going to the cupboard where he can't find something and very dramatically moving an item to uncover what it was he was looking for and walk off shaking my head 

[CLKD]

Has he sussed yet?

[jaypo]

No don't think so,he found them though and said oh they're here all the time, I said,oh,that's good,had to leave the room though as I can't lie very well 

[CLKD]

I couldn't lie to save my Life 

[befuddled]

"I like belittling my OH" ..... Jaypo, you horrid mean woman,  I'd never dream of doing somethi............ Ok, I would but I don't, only because I can't win that one, until the balance of stupidity shifts  back to how it was before all this started.
Sometimes though, when i know it's me who's lost something, i ask him what he's done with it.  If I sound confident enough he'll probably believe that it was him.

[jaypo]

  Yes,that's me befuddled 
Love him really but don't tell him I said that

[jillydoll]

My OH was looking for the red sauce for his chips, the other day.
I said, have you looked in the fridge door, that's where I keep it?
Off he trotted again, ...No, it's not there! ....He even got our son to look for it too.
Both came back in to me, ...No, it's not there!
Out I went to the fridge, opened the door, and I'm praying, Please be there, Please be there,
and there it was, in the fridge door with other sauces.! 🤨
I swear, men can't see past the end of their noses! 🤣😂

[CLKD]

Yep.  It's because women run around after them ?

[jaypo]

So true clkd
I was making my OH a coffee just now,pours in the milk,did my tea,picked up the milk and walked to his office with it,he said,I'd prefer a coffee if that's ok,coffee still sitting in the kitchen,my,I'm seriously losing the plot