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Author Topic: stupid autocorrect  (Read 1009 times)

Jeepers

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stupid autocorrect
« on: September 30, 2020, 12:43:49 PM »

Even though I work in IT, my texting skills are rubbish.

So today, I was messaging my fella and he asked me if I was busy, to which I replied:

My lust is so long, everyone wants something!

He is now worried about what I get up to in working hours  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2020, 02:03:19 PM »

 ;D ....... let him stew.
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jaypo

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2020, 03:26:30 PM »

Hahahaha jeepers,reminds me of a while back and my niece was texting and she said, to my favourite c**t whaaaaaaaaat I said,it was meant to say aunt  ;D
« Last Edit: September 30, 2020, 07:08:05 PM by jaypo »
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Foxylady

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2020, 05:04:46 PM »

 ;D ;D
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Jeepers

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2020, 06:14:57 PM »

Hahaha jaypo, I just choked on my tea!  ;D ;D ;D
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jaypo

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2020, 06:56:58 PM »

Was the days when phones had 3 letters on one button...remember?
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jaypo

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2020, 09:06:07 AM »

Hello thankgodgoodgenes as you can see,you've joined a madhouse   ;D
The other good one from those days was coal,used to come up as cock ⬅️No pun intended   ;D So a text was....freezing here today,just thrown more cock in the fire  ;D
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DS68

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2020, 08:10:21 PM »

Welllll.....
My phone was stollen whilst I was at the park with my youngest, I left if on a bench whilst watching him on a swing or something. When I realised it wasn't in my bag and had been taken, I borrowed a phone from a lady to call it, a man answered and kindly offered to sell my phone back to me for £50  :( I said I could meet him to pay and take it back ( I had no intention of.paying him) anyway long story short he didn't show up (no surprise). I rushed home to call.the mobile supplier to cancel the SIM but they didn't cancel it for an hour or so during which time he very kindly sent a rather explicitly rude sex message to all my contacts, which included elderly parents, in-laws, my boss, religious figures in the community, colleagues, friends..... the list goes on.

Trying to explain it was the worst experience, it took ages to get a apologising message out, most have never looked at me the same way and my poor.old mum couldnt even pronounce some of the words he wrote so had no idea what it was about ! 😂
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CLKD

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2020, 08:55:56 AM »

 :-\. did I read this somewhere else  :-\ or I am out of bed too early  ;D
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jaypo

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2020, 10:02:53 AM »

Ok why would someone do that? What an idiot, how awful for your elderly parents to have to read that
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CLKD

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2020, 10:07:19 AM »

What's it got to do with autocorrect or am I out of bed too early  :-\  ;D
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DS68

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2020, 08:31:11 PM »

Sorry input it in the wrong topic... Nothing to do with AutoCorrect and you have seen it somewhere else when I made it a new post....
I'm not posting anymore unless Im replying as I'm obviously not good at this  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2020, 08:48:19 PM »

Oh go on - we all improve with practice  ;D and tnx, I didn't dream it after all and eventually found it  8)
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jaypo

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2020, 10:06:14 AM »

 ;D shame on you DS68 you made clkd think she's more crazy than she actually is  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: stupid autocorrect
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2020, 11:12:42 AM »

 ;D
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