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CLKD

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You get what your pray for
« on: September 28, 2020, 03:54:56 PM »




This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to
have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the
bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship the Lord."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their
cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the
beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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Re: You get what your pray for
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2020, 06:12:49 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You get what your pray for
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2020, 08:47:41 PM »




            :rofl:

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