What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
Say, "Nice dick."
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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer Nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say "F**k"?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO!"
