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CLKD

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2019, 05:53:58 PM »

 :jiggy:
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jaypo

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2019, 06:21:16 PM »

Can I give you an order Jill?
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jillydoll

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2019, 06:41:04 PM »

You've had 30 already! I'll get you one you can plug in the mains....aww your leccy bill! 😂
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jaypo

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2019, 06:58:18 PM »

Don't get us kicked off the site ,just blame clkd,she tempted us and we fell for it ;D
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Foxylady

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2019, 08:00:02 PM »

Loving it!! Made me laugh all the comments. I'm trying to think of something witty but no, nothing there!! I'll probably think of something in half an hour!! x
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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2019, 08:16:57 PM »

This thread is really buzzing!  ;D ;D
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CLKD

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2019, 08:19:43 PM »

 :lol:  I didn't make it up, the toys were really stolen - near Kettering.  Now.  Don't all rush at once  :D
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Annie0710

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2019, 08:54:17 PM »

I bet they stole them on the hard shoulder

Hopefully they'll get a stiff sentence

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2019, 09:11:16 PM »

A friend of mine, many years ago now, was involved in a car accident.  She'd been away for a weekend of frolicking and had all her 'kit' in the boot.  She was invited to attend the police station immediately (issue of who was to blame) and her car was searched, the evidence bagged, all items to be logged.  She spent about an hour standing at the desk in the waiting room of the cop shop explaining to our boys in blue what everything was and demonstrating how it all worked.  Apparently, she started off talking to two police officers, but after about 15 minutes there were 22 officers.  She said the general party atmosphere her arrival prompted in the station was actually much more fun than the entire weekend leading up to it.
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Ladybt28

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2019, 10:05:41 PM »

jeez I would have been mortified Elk.
Those of us who really know you on the forum know you didn't make it up CLKD  :lol: that's what's so funny!
Sure you go looking for some random news stuff to post just out of sheer badness! Hah this is one of them x  You just know that JD and Jaypo and Jellyb and the like will be...how shall we say..on it  ;D
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jillydoll

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2019, 10:53:17 PM »

What me? I'm too busy trying to track down the bugga who stole my order!  :vibe:   :cuss:  😂🤣

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Ladybt28

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2019, 12:14:41 AM »

 :drunklaf:
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Wrensong

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2019, 07:07:02 AM »

 :rofl: :rofl:  Brilliant thread ladies!
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CLKD

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2019, 09:38:37 AM »

I would have/do crawled into a hole  :o were they all men I wonder  :-\ Elk?

Love the comments. 
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jaypo

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Re: Sex toys stolen
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2019, 10:14:49 AM »

Oh ladies,really,come along
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