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[CLKD]

Sex toys worth £1m were stolen from a lorry parked in a lay-by.

The lorry had travelled from Felixstowe to make a delivery to Rocks Off, a sex toy retailer in Cunliffe Drive, Kettering, police said.

The theft happened in the early hours of 18 September on the A43 between the A14 and Broughton village.

[jaypo]

Anyone want to buy some fluffy handcuffs?anyone?no? I've a couple of hundred pair going cheaply 

[Wrensong]

Drove home on M4 bonfire night behind a massive truck with 2' high letters on side & rear reading: " HRT South Wales".  Couldn't get close enough to see whether it also had a little notice saying "no HRT left in this vehicle overnight" 

Wondered about posting this on HRT shortages thread, but felt it too serious a topic to joke about really.

[CLKD]

 

[Countrygirl]

I wonder if they saw an increase in rabbits in the area 😂 x

[Jellyb]

The Police asked me if I'd seen the truck on my way home but I told them "i don't usually come this way"
 

[jaypo]

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

[CLKD]

  ........... 

[jaypo]

Recent studies show that 43% of women have used vibrators,the other 57% bought theirs new,
You've started something now clkd 

[Countrygirl]

 Jaypo    Xx

[jaypo]

Just you wait til Jill gets here 

[CLKD]

   I bet they were stolen to order 'cos who knows what's in a lorry these days  - inside job?

[Wrensong]

  Jellyb & Jaypo.  Thank you.  Needed that!

[jillydoll]

Flipping heck! If they want to replace em, I can sell em LOADS! 🤣😂
They're all a bit frayed and frazzled, but who cares, who wants a smoothie anyway!
Rough n rougher I say! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Ladybt28]

   fancy you posting about stolen vibrators CLKD - honestly
Just found this post: 
  keep um coming! x