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[Tc]

It's legal. Preggers women can pee anywhere they chose including policeman's hat.
And men on rear wheel of (presumably their own)  car with one hand on the vehicle.

I'm not sure about the legality of crapping in a layby on the way to birdy's  tho.

[jillydoll]

🙀        Well at least we'll all leave our mark! 😂🤣😂

Birdy? It wasn't us! 🤣😂🤣😂

It was Jay who left that pile  ........🤣😂🤣😂

[jillydoll]

Does the policeman have to wear it again after he's emptied it? 😂😂

[pants46]

I'm ok Birdy ... I'm so bloated I could pass as 7 months gone 

[pants46]

I wear it quite well though. It balances out my big boobs and massive arse 

[Foxylady]

Just catching up, hilarious!!

[CLKD]

Passenger side rear wheel ;-)

I have a sheewee - still in it's box 

[jillydoll]

If you want to sell it CLKD, TC will buy it off you.....she dieing to try one! 🤣😂🤣😂

My belly's that big , Pants, and I'm NOT bloated......😂😂🙀🙀

[Tc]

Nearly new sheewee? Hmm.....

Before my next appointment with physio in July  I've got to pee in a measuring jug for a week.  Nice.

[jaypo]

Jillywilly,you told them I pooped outside?how could you?but thank you for holding me up whilst I did so,the people going in to M&S were a bit shocked to say the least 😆😂

[jillydoll]

It was ok tho jay, by the size of it, people thought a horse had done it! 🙀😂🤣😂
And your amongst friends here, no one will tell....🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫💩💩😂😂


You could always borrow the local bobbies hat....TC....😂🤣😂

[Countrygirl]

Just catching up, hilarious!!

Me too, you gotta laugh 😂 x

[Tc]

I dont know about pee for a week but I've p*ssed myself laughing at this thread

 

The physio told me to buy a measuring jug and measure everything I drink in it and pee in it every time I go. ONE JUG!!
Lucky they're 2 for a quid in the pound shop!!

[CLKD]

  .......

There's an alphabet: "A" for apple, "B" for ? , "P" for relief ........ I can't remember the rest 

[Tc]

Haha. TC two jugs. At least I can bake a cake now. I cant guess measurements. Victoria sponge anyone