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[Ju Ju]

Why is it that when you are late you get stuck behind a very slow car, lorry, tractor, at road works and so on, yet when you leave early you sail through everything and have time to spare?

Why is it that when you are early for an appointment they are late but when you are late they are on time?

Why is it that traffic lights all turn red as soon as you approach them some days, yet on other days they all turn green?

Why is it that DH suddenly needs to go into the room where I am washing the floor or needs to go to the loo while I'm cleaning them despite my warning him beforehand several times?

Just a few questions as I twiddle my thumbs!

[Two hoots]

Why is it the dark wash that always gets covered in a million pieces of kleenex tissue 

[Tiddles]

I think that's because of The Law of Sod Ju Ju :-) x

[jillydoll]

Hahaha there all sooo true.
The dark wash thingy drives me barmy....
The traffic lights nearly always turn red as we get up to em, unless your driving
at 100miles an hour like the car in front......
And the one that ticks me off is your appointment, when they're late it's ok,
when you're late it's like they want to hang you......
It is defo SODS LAW...gets me all the time....

Jd xx. 

[Ju Ju]

It's better laughing rather than getting mad, but if DH leaves yet another tissue in his pocket...........!

Driving is a pain round here thanks to virgin. They have invaded the villages around here and traffic lights and road closures abound. I came out one day to find that I was barricaded in! Why is there never a workman around when you need them!

Oh I've thought of another one from the past. Why does the washing machine break down when the children are  !

[jillydoll]

Why is it that when I start a diet
everyone asks me if I want a chocolate bar....lol
Why is it someone wants to talk to you when you're
in a rush to go somewhere, when they've had loads of time to do so
before.
And why, does everyone want to use the bathroom at the same time,
are they all in sync with each other.....errrrrrr. Lol

[Two hoots]

Why do I have an obsession with lip balm  I just can't resist. In my vast collection off the top of my head I have cherry, vanilla, rose and raspberry, passion fruit, plain Carmex, cherry Carmex, snoopy Carmex, grapefruit (newest only acquired yesterday) spf 30, Norwegian formula, pink pearl, Elizabeth Arden clear and a pink, Clinique in a tube, cherry blossom (different to just cherry) mango, strawberry, I'll stop now because I've realised the problem is bigger than I first thought 

[Daisydot]

Jeez two hoots you could feed a family on that lot  x

[Two hoots]

Jeez two hoots you could feed a family on that lot  x

And for a main course we could start on my lip gloss stash 

[Daisydot]

I'm awful glad I don't carry your make up bag 

[jillydoll]

Two hoots,
You've gotta try the one from the body shop.
Looks like a lip gloss, but it's got joboba in it among other stuff,
I had the light pink one, it's lovely.

Jd x

[Two hoots]

Two hoots,
You've gotta try the one from the body shop.
Looks like a lip gloss, but it's got joboba in it among other stuff,
I had the light pink one, it's lovely.

Jd x

Nooooooo help me don't encourage me

 

[Daisydot]

I'd eat them all two hoots 

[Robin]

No more constipation Daisydot! You'd have one very lubricated rectum
 

[CLKD]

why when I go into the Waiting Room at the GP Surgery that people ask "How R U?" 

why is it when MotoGP is on TV every 2 weeks, the weather is  outdoors   

why is it too hot to do any gardening when the  shines