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Sitting in the hospital waiting to get my hormone bloods done cos doctors got a 3 week wait! Watching all the old people with their ailments and thinking I don't want any of that shit just pump me full of hormones I will save the NHS a fortune! On dealing with my menopausal symptoms been given some pretty rubbish advice by some consultants like have a whisky bf you go to sleep at night to help you sleep? ? Doubt I'll get that on prescription! And just keep applying steroid cream to your bits as if that ain't gonna make the skin more thinner? ?? Good job I got a sense of humour!
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I completely agree, Kate50 - a sense of humour is what we all need, to get us through this time of life. Maybe one day, we'll be able to get one on prescription!
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I asked for WD40 on prescription yesterday, but guess what there isn't such a thing.
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