I agree Honeybun 'cos when we're going on a journey my guts begin to threaten action

…….. motorway driving starts me off, knowing that it is such a long way to the loo even when we get parked: why do the architects put the conveniences where they aren't, actually, convenient? Why not a block in the open air rather than needing to walk through all that food smells to get there

………. I know it's do drawer people in to the food outlets/book stalls/and other tat but

I'd rather pee on the hard shoulder

………. and I worry before we go to a strange place about what the bathroom will be like, if it's OK then I begin to relax, if it's not ………. though what a 'not' bathroom equates too I don't really know

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