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jedigirl
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January 26, 2015, 05:43:52 PM »
I realised today that my health anxiety has reached new extremes when after going to the loo I noticed a long thin white object in the bottom of the bowl.
Marvellous, I thought, I obviously have a tapeworm as well now.
I then realised my hubby had flossed his teeth and dropped the floss into the toilet!!
Phew, one less thing to worry about!
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toffeecushion
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January 26, 2015, 06:21:00 PM »
That's so funny
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Joyce
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January 26, 2015, 06:22:44 PM »
Oh dear. Isn't weird how our minds work overtime over the slightest thing. Shouldn't laugh but I did a wee bit.
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jedigirl
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Ha Cubagirl!
I just read your post as "I did wee a bit!!"
also possible in menopause
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Judith57
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January 26, 2015, 07:32:03 PM »
Jedigirl, exactly the same thing happened to me about three weeks ago, I was so relieved after I asked my OH if he had thrown anything down the loo and he said 'Yes, some dental floss '. Phew!
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jedigirl
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The dangers of dental floss eh Judith 57?! X
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Judith57
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January 26, 2015, 08:34:37 PM »
I know! I have long standing bladder problems at the moment so am forever checking my pee for 'white bits'. I hadn't done it for a while so when I looked into the loo I was horrified
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CJ-sleepless
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January 27, 2015, 10:56:38 AM »
brilliant thanks for the laugh I needed that
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BrightLight
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January 27, 2015, 11:43:26 PM »
ha ha so funny. Can so see myself doing this.
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holly d
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February 07, 2015, 05:14:10 PM »
That made me laugh so much, i now have to do my pelvic floor exercises again!
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CLKD
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changes can be scary, even when we want them
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I'd missed this first time round
- may I
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