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[Songbird]

That's me out then. " sunny disposition a must ? " no chance.😂

Songbird, if the jobs yours we demand photos!

No problem Sarah. Consider it done 

I’m thinking of applying for a recent job vacancy posted by our local Dobbie’s Garden Centre……
“Elves required for upcoming festive season - sunny disposition a must”…….
Now where did I put my elf costume? 

Ooh one of my children has one from last year, it's for an 8 year old. How big are you?

Perfect Penguin. I’ll squish myself into it 

[SarahT]

The mind boggles....
Maybe we could all get together and perform a Panto this year as well? I claim being Grumpy if it's Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.

Maybe rearrange popular panto names... Due to Crap nights - (Not ) Sleeping Beauty?

[sheila99]

Us lot? Panto with 999 Grumpies and 1 Happy. The happy kids can find out what's waiting for them when they hit meno...

[SarahT]

Sheila, you have a very valid point! 

Raises the question who plays the Happy??

[Songbird]

I'm happy to be Dopey. 

[SarahT]

Taking one for the team there Songbird 😍

[jaypo]

I’m thinking of applying for a recent job vacancy posted by our local Dobbie’s Garden Centre……
“Elves required for upcoming festive season - sunny disposition a must”…….
Now where did I put my elf costume? 

Hahaha I read that as Elvis  either or songbird,I'm sure you'd look fab 

[CLKD]

I read it as 'Elvis' too  .  We could have a cat for 'happy'?

[Songbird]

Taking one for the team there Songbird 😍

I'm the obvious choice Sarah, honest to God 
Jaypo and CLKD - Yep, I reckon I could pull off a good Elvis - I'd have to grow my sideburns again mind you 

[SarahT]

Ooh yes. We could lend it out to do Puss In boots.

Except. No one can ask a cat to do anything it doesn't want too. 😾

[CLKD]

 . 1 can ask .........  [my icons have disappeared] - goes away whistling

[jaypo]

And that white all in one satin suit you keep for the cruises 

[Songbird]

  Just say the word Jaypo and I'll pop it in the post for your Xmas cruise 

[CLKD]

Is jaypo going on a Cruise at Cmas? 

[Penguin]

And that white all in one satin suit you keep for the cruises 

Whereas your cruise going Jaypo? I have two cousins coming over from Australia mid November for three weeks and they are spending the WHOLE trip touring around the various Christmas markets of UK and Europe!! That'd be too much even for me!!