Well I had some wacky dreams last night  

1 was about my hairy legs.  I was asked along to a 'do' which meant wearing a skirt  

 so I went in a long one but when I sat the legs were on show  

 …… and someone was really looking in disgust at them ……. [I looked at my legs as I slipped into bed]
another was about being bombed - I was on the outside of a village and all hell was happening around me, bombs being lobbed into a corralled village in Africa: but no-one seemed to see me …… however, I decided to lay down and play dead - but I wanted to save my wedding ring because if someone tried to pull it from my finger I would move …… 
can't remember the 3rd - it was vivid though.  I'm ready for sleep now.