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Author Topic: Bust gets in the way of the notes!  (Read 11944 times)

dulciana

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Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« on: March 05, 2014, 02:30:14 PM »

Oh flip!  Just been doing some organ practice.  Most of it went okay until I reached a bit in the music where I have to cross hands and play fast for quite a long time, with my left hand high up on one keyboard and my right hand lower down on the other one.   No allowances to make room for my (not that big) bust!!!!!   :boobs:
This is why there are more male organists (including the composer of what I was playing) than female, I'm absolutely sure of it!!  I can get round it (literally!), but oh dear - men don't have this to contend with, do they!  It's a man's world and no mistake. 
 :sigh:
Hmph......I'll show 'em!
 :valkyrie:
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Joyce

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2014, 02:47:16 PM »

So sorry but I had to LOL at that. Never thought about it, but then don't play an organ or any other instrument for that matter. You go girl & don't go adding "extra" accompaniments to the music now.  ;D
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dulciana

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 02:51:37 PM »

I'll try extremely hard not to, Cubagirl.  It has happened once or twice, though - usually when I leaned forward to turn a page during a quiet bit in the service!! :-[   Look - no hands!

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Joyce

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 02:54:28 PM »

Could be embarrassing.
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dulciana

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 08:04:07 AM »

Was.
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Galadriel

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 08:45:32 AM »

Aha! A booboob!

 :rofl:
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dulciana

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 10:12:14 AM »

Yup!
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Greyhoundgal

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 01:29:26 PM »

Would one of those "minimiser" bra's help, just while you're playing?  Had to chuckle though  ;D ;D
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dulciana

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2014, 07:26:54 PM »

We-e-e-ell, I did think about one of those, Greyhoundgal..!........It made me chuckle too, when I read my post.  I didn't really know whether to put it into this section, or into Menopause Humour.   On one hand, it's a nuisance that doesn't affect my male colleagues - on the other hand, it does sound funny  :rofl: 

D.
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Joyce

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 08:27:52 PM »

You gotta laugh at these sorts of things. All part of our wonderful life as women. Heck my  :boobs: would be playing their own tunes. Air on a G String is one thing, but not sure what a 34GG would play.
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honeybun

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2014, 09:12:57 PM »

Not sure what the tune would be CG but I reckon it would be very LOUD

 ;D ;D


Honeyb
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Joyce

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2014, 10:33:08 PM »

Deafeningly!  :rofl:
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dulciana

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2014, 09:19:16 PM »

Something by BRAhms.
 ;D
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Wombat

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2014, 09:21:43 PM »

Laughing so much my DD's are bouncing along.....
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dulciana

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Re: Bust gets in the way of the notes!
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2014, 09:56:49 PM »

No, no, wait a minute............I've got it.............The Dam Busters!!!

 :rofl:
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