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Still cringing.......went to shops yesterday for some last minute things.....guy in bargain store burst out laughing when I asked if he had "durex" batteries...
Laughing he said do you mean "Duracell" ...... Omg
Happy Christmas......meno style..x
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Still chuckling!!!!
Reminds me of my Grandma who was very hard of hearing- she worked in the mills and the noise damaged her hearing, anyway, she loved dark chocolate and liked to treat herself now and again. Her favourite was 'Hunts' chocolate- dont think they exist now Grandma went into her local corner shop and loudly asked " can I have some of the lovely C**ts chocolate please?" Oh, we were sooo embarassed!
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CLKD
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changes can be scary, even when we want them
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Hehe funny
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Phoned hairdresser and asked for cut and blow j*b instead of blow dry. Devastated. So embarrassed, may emigrate. Lol.
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Cut and Blow Job might be a bit more expensive groundhog!!
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hehehehe cut and blow j*b love it
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Now are we talking about the hair on your head you want cutting...or...
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