A woman tells her husband that she's off for a Hen night out with" the Girls"
She tells him she should be back by midnight.. the latest, so don't wait up.
Off she goes, they all have a wonderful time...by midnight the "Girls are doing shots!" at the Bar.
About 2am wife decides to grab a taxi.
She gets home by 2.45am. She creeps in silently, shoes off.
The Cuckoo clock in the Hall Goes Off ...its 3.00am..Wife thinks "Oh Crap!"
So she says "Cuckoo" eight more times .. figuring her husband will think its still before midnight.
She listens as he turns over and goes back to sleep.
Feeling pleased she got away with it, She creeps into bed.
Next morning Hubby asks if she had a good time. She tells him she did.
He says .." I think we need a new Cuckoo Clock".
Wife asks why.
Well I heard it chime at 3.00am, then it said "Oh Shit", then "Cuckoo" three more times.
Then Giggled and said "Cuckoo" Three more times, then fell over in the Hall ,Belched and farted.
