Let me reveal myself and initiate you my fellow sisters into the great mysteriousness of life. You should worship at the altar of the almighty Goddess. Her hand reaches out to you - offering you a magical potion of feminine strength and beauty called oestrogen.
This mysterious secret is Ying and Yang. Together the couple maketh the clouds and rain.
Balance and harmony is restored as you indulge in the magic potion - taken nightly stolen from the phallus of your loved one.
You will awaken - a true woman in every sense of the word - fulfilled and sated. The cool air upon your shape as you dance naked around that tree at midnight cursing as you stub your toe and yell "where did I put my f****** hormone pills - these flushes are killing me"
He gazes into your flushed face
" darling I caught you eyeing up the Postman so I flushed them down the lavatory"
He gets burned at the stake and you run off with the post man who is only doing the job to keep himself occupied while his lottery win is processed.Then you get a fresh prescription
Jacksfullofaces
Well I think it is as good as the version above
