WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS
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> If you love something, set it free. If it
> comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't
come back, it was
> never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room,
> messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your
telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to
realise that you had set it free...............
>
You either married it or gave birth to it!
>
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
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> Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of everyday,
> someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
>
> Women over 50 don't have babies because they
> would put them down and forget where they left them.
>
>
> One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box
> of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.
>
> My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
> completely.
>
> The best way to forget your troubles is to
> wear tight shoes.
>
> The nice part about living in a small town is
> that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
>
> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are
> really good friends.
>
> Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
>
> Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
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> I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my
> knickers.
>
> Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
>
> Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like "You know, sometimes I forget
> to eat".
>
>A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.
>She has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
>
>They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other
day after I said "Body, how would you like to go to the six o'clock class of vigorous toning?"
> Clear as a bell my body said "Listen witch.....do it
and die."
>
> The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
>
> I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:
> Eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast.
> Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect
> day!
>
>
SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW
> AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
>
> LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY
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