The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £7,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 quitters.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise'
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more in formation in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends ::
but why not just e-mail it to them!
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