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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 558711 times)

jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #600 on: April 25, 2019, 12:02:49 PM »
The other day she swapped my car cleaning bottles around and I “waxed” my car with chrome polish 🤨
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #601 on: May 30, 2019, 03:41:53 PM »
She's not here ...............  :whist:
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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #602 on: May 30, 2019, 04:09:27 PM »
Sent myself a pm the other day😳😳😳
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #603 on: May 30, 2019, 04:14:56 PM »
That's doing something silly, can't blame her for that  :lol:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #604 on: May 30, 2019, 05:42:50 PM »
She convinced me the front door was broken and the air turned blue as I just couldn't open it, when it later turned out the key had been turned the wrong way 🙄 x
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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #605 on: May 30, 2019, 05:55:51 PM »
😆😂🤣😂😆😂🤣
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #606 on: May 30, 2019, 10:37:59 PM »
OH asked this woman in my house for a cheese sandwich,
She gave him a ham sandwich!
He also asked for a coffee, and got a glass milk!
What's going on? 😂🤣😂🤣
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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #607 on: May 31, 2019, 09:27:36 AM »
😆😂🤣
The one here in Scotland bought jam,as OH loves jam on his toast but she's hidden it,can't find it anywhere 😳
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #608 on: June 01, 2019, 02:31:40 PM »
Keep her with you  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #609 on: June 10, 2019, 09:26:17 PM »
She put a buttery knife in my fridge 😳
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #610 on: June 14, 2019, 10:28:13 AM »
 ;D Think mine has gone off for a vacation for a while to find herself!!!! no incidents so far in the past few weeks so all is calm all is bright at home - wonder what day she is coming back!!! I think I might move house!!!  ;) ;) ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #611 on: June 14, 2019, 11:52:49 AM »
I'd change the locks even though Mushyjam!  :D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #612 on: July 05, 2019, 02:39:39 PM »
She could have sworn she'd paid her credit card bill before she went on holiday but didn't and has now incurred an interest charge.  Brain fog ! 😞
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #613 on: July 05, 2019, 03:37:18 PM »
 :bighug:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #614 on: May 05, 2020, 03:17:24 PM »
Where's she hiding?   In lock down hopefully  ;D
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