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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 560902 times)

Dyan

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #315 on: October 01, 2011, 03:15:30 PM »
Husband saw this woman wheeling our rubbish bin to the end of our drive.
He opened the door and shouted "Why are you putting the bin there?"
she said, "for the bin men". My hubby shouted back,"it's Saturday today"

The bin men come on Mondays! :-\

The neighhbours must have had a good old laugh at her ;D

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Callie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #316 on: October 01, 2011, 03:47:55 PM »
I wondered where she had gone, so she's at your house today.

I expect she'll be back before long  ::)
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #317 on: October 01, 2011, 07:14:25 PM »
You can keep her, I've enough to bother with what with the constant coughing and all  ;)
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Callie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #318 on: October 01, 2011, 07:21:46 PM »
She would be a welcome distraction from the crap being flung at me just now  :'(
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #319 on: October 01, 2011, 07:22:10 PM »
Oh do tell in 'how are you today' thread  ;)
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littleminnie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #320 on: October 16, 2011, 01:08:01 PM »
She only started to put lipliner on my eyes this morning instead of eyeliner. Stupid woman.
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Meggie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #321 on: October 22, 2011, 03:42:25 PM »
I'd like to know why her Bridget Jones knickers are in my drawer and whilst we're moaning - she keeps using my tweezers on her whiskery upper lip and doesn't put 'em back !!!  IT'S NOT ON !

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sandie w

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #322 on: October 23, 2011, 06:25:30 PM »

We decided to have corned beef,smash & veg for our tea tonight,
She decided to take some pies out of the fridge and put them in the microwave to heat up.

Silly bugger, why do that when corned beef was already on plate, waiting for mash & Vag to be added.

TM
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #323 on: October 24, 2011, 10:32:26 AM »
So T-M lunch today will be  ::)
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sandie w

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #324 on: October 24, 2011, 05:28:23 PM »
CKLD

BURGERS & CHIPS  ha! ha!

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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #325 on: October 24, 2011, 07:11:16 PM »
 ;D

She tried to put on 2 pairs of reading glasses this morning  >:( moaning that she had already lost one pair  ::)
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Lowenbrau Lil

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #326 on: October 27, 2011, 09:35:16 PM »
New to this chain of events but I saw her today - she was drowning herself in a VAT of beer. She said something about not being able to sleep and thought a little tipple of something might help  :D
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Margarett

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #327 on: October 28, 2011, 09:18:26 AM »
She loaded my dishwasher, put the tablet in and shut the door.... but the silly woman forgot to switch it on! Result, hubby was removing dirty mugs, mind you, he took 3 out before he realised they were still dirty, so I've got a strange man in my house too!
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #328 on: April 04, 2012, 09:08:24 AM »
I found this and thought it worth a bump
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Trey

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #329 on: April 04, 2012, 02:26:08 PM »
I love this thread.  Wish I could show it to the older looking woman in my bathroom mirror.  I don't know why she follows me around.
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