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[Meggie]

CLKD - The joys of the male meno !!

Meggie

[CLKD]

I think it's as he is ......... forgetful at times    ........ he'll never catch me up though 

[ricky]

she keeps putting ants on my worktops and in the food cupboard,   >:(can she come round to yours and bring her bloody ants with her ?

[valiantkate]

Flippin Eck- think I just caught a glimpse of her in my mirror too. Wish she'd get her hair style sorted, looks a bit like a bag lady to me..... Katex

[coffee mate]

My 5yr old grandson has a soft toy lion with a big yellow furry maine...my grandson told me the other day, "look nanna, my lion has the same hair as you"!! 

[littleminnie]

So are you off to Boots for some hair colour?

[oldsheep]

oldsheep now has to have 2 different hair colours applied as the front is so white and the back so dark grey..joy to the world (not). I daren't do it myself any longer and it only lasts 5-6 weeks anyhow.

You made me laugh with the toy lion mane! I have short curly hair and when I was a kid my mum thought it was "lovely" to have curls - after years of bullying by the other kids I was finally taken to a very camp hairdresser who went "ooooh, a lion" when we saw me 
We had a school outing to the local zoo, where a giraffe mistook my hair for food and leant over and tried to make a snack out of my "lovely" locks 
As you can imagine, mad oldsheep's hair is even more dry now that the hormones aren't what they were, but at least I can keep it short - one thing I do remember is to have it cut and coloured!

[CLKD]

Colouring can dry out hair - we have a thread on that too somewhere 

I don't think that 'she' is around at this moment in time but bet 'she' won't be long 

[san]

Oooo she's like Santa. Everywhere all at once 

[CLKD]

She's been at it again: making a cup of tea for herself then pouring coffee granules into the same mug 

Next attempt: tea for herself with sugar, black coffee with sugar for someone who drinks it 'neat' 

[oldsheep]

She's been at it again here too, the old bat.  Went out to the PO to post a parcel. Left the parcel in the flat. Only realised once she arrived at the PO. Pitiful really 

[san]

I wonder if she transports herself around like they do in Star Trek 

[coffee mate]

She's only gone and bought the exact same dress that I bought myself a couple of weeks ago for my hols,,,I suppose I'll be the one who will have to return it...stupid old bat!! 

[CLKD]

  - same colour, same size?

[coffee mate]

Same everything CLKD, I wouldn't mind but I dont think it would fit her properly, looks to me like it may be a bit tight on her fat a**e.     

Nice to have you back CLKD