CLKD, I'm still laughing about your strange women friend maybe giving your dog the eggs. And charging the poor women. Yee gads. Who is this women who resides with you? Of course, I haven't gotten over 'not my cow, not my farm' yet, and Viv's latest--CRAFT.
Honestly I used to think the Brits were more formal and the Scots, well fun loving, I think. The funniest road sign I've ever seen was in the Midlands and somewhere going towards Scotland and it was a speed limit thing and the next sign said "You Have Been Warned". So someone has a good sense of humor.