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[Songbird]

Oh I hate packing Jill. I leave that to hubby. Hope you had a lovely holiday  ..
Men in lycra allowed as long as there is no beer belly on show  ...
It's budgie smugglers that make me want to  ......Nice boxers please 

[CLKD]

Me! Me! Me .........  I love packing  especially taking everything out on our return: I know whether I've panicked/not  or enjoyed myself 

I don't like boxers, prefer Y-fronts.

[jaypo]

Awww Jill & songbird,don't get clkd started on men's knickyknackynoos 
Text me when your home Jill!!

[jillydoll]

Home.
Knackered.
Hungry. 

Omg, one bloke, a right beef cake he was,  came walking towards us in just his black shiney SMALL budgie smugglers. 
Me and OH just looked at least other and laughed. OH said, WTF does he look like. 

Then another bloke was laying on the beach with these multi coloured budgie smugglers on.  I mean, he just stood out on the beach with all his colours. 
I said to OH, wonder what you'd look like in those?     . Dont think so, he said! 

[CLKD]

I prefer nudist beaches 

Laundry done?

[jaypo]

Oh nooooooo,all that dangling going on 🤢🤣

[CLKD]

  not in cold weather 

[Songbird]

I’ve never understood people that want to be completely naked in public  What is the problem with covering your “bits” with a little bit of material? “Dangling”, “wrinkly”, “hairy” are not words that fill me with glee 

[CLKD]

I spent a few hours on Biarritz beach many years ago, totally naked.  I was with 7 lads  who were swimming, they left their belongings on the towels beside me.  Watching the other residents I could see them trying to work out the relationship between me and the others  1 was my husband 

The feeling of fresh air on the skin is soothing, swimming in water is freeing.  As I worked in a hospital at that time I thought that I had seen all shapes and sizes: wrong 

[Songbird]

Shocked and stunned, I am, CLKD 

[CLKD]

May the Force B with U 

[Songbird]

    

[jillydoll]

Me too Songbird. 
All that sand getting into places where you not want it. 
Talk about sand blasting! 

[Songbird]

Ooh I know. Sand is the last thing I want getting into my bits - not now the faaabbuulous vagirux has sorted out my horrible VA  ………
The very thought of gritty sand getting to where it shouldn’t be makes me clench my bits 

[jaypo]

Oh gawd,couldn't think of anything worse,men's wrinkly bits all hanging about 🤢