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Cazikins

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2022, 04:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Joaniepat on August 29, 2022, 06:53:49 PM
She fell in love with....
an acupuncturist and got needled.

OR.... She fell in love with an acupuncturist & just felt a small ****  ;D
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Cazikins

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2022, 04:59:58 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm loving these:

I fell in love with a menopausal male doctor - but I knew more than him. 8)
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Flossieteacake

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2022, 05:25:45 PM »
She fell in love with a body builder and got pumped.
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jaypo

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2022, 06:32:47 PM »
She fell in love with a chicken farmer and got layed
Well if you lot can lower the tone,so can I  ;D
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jillydoll

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2022, 06:59:55 PM »

She fell in love with a politician…….SHE GOT NOTHING BUT LIES! 
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Joaniepat

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2022, 07:59:48 PM »
She fell in love with an osteopath and felt manipulated
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C.C.

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2022, 08:16:36 PM »
She fell in love with a mechanic and got tooled

or

She fell in love with a teacher and got schooled
« Last Edit: August 31, 2022, 08:20:10 PM by C.C. »
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Minusminnie

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2022, 04:23:22 AM »

She fell in love with a Project Manager and got phased/fazed.
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Minusminnie

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2022, 06:29:27 PM »
She fell in love with a potter and got thrown.
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Ju Ju

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2022, 08:43:07 PM »
She fell in love with a policeman and wanted to know if that was a truncheon in his pocket!
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Minusminnie

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2022, 05:02:57 AM »
She fell in love with a chemist and got a reaction.
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jaypo

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2022, 07:46:07 AM »
She fell in love with a beekeeper and got hives
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Songbird

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2022, 08:09:58 AM »
Jaypo - how very dare you  :o - that was my one - look back - it took me ages to come up with it too
 :rofl:
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jillydoll

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2022, 01:34:34 PM »
Youve gotta watch her you know Songbird! 👀  ;D


She fell in love with a dentist……..but got extracted!  ::)
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Ju Ju

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Re: She Fell In Love With ........
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2022, 01:40:20 PM »
She fell in love with a tree surgeon, but got felled.

Oh dear, this is catching…….!
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