Tell you what, Jaypo, I felt as if I hadn't quite taken in all that the optometrist said today so I phoned her and asked for a bit more info. Turns out it's macular traction i have, which is better than a hole or degeneration (apparently)

so hopefully no surgery 🤞.
I wish I was green-fingered. Plants don't do well in my care

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Mind you, I bought some lovely lilac-coloured scented stocks from Tesco today (just £3 😲) and they really cheer up my kitchen.