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[Limpy]

Hi Limpy, good to see you back! No I didn't eat it because it tasted a bit funny!   
I put another egg on to boil, and that one was underdone, but I ate it.  Had any mishaps with lamb recently?

Hi Pixie - Glad you avoided that egg

Haven't had any incidents with lamb recently, but there was a close run thing with a chicken last week......

[CLKD]

I had a lens fall out of my reading glasses 2 weeks ago and dropped the 2nd pair of glasses yesterday: can't find the 3rd pair so am stuck with last year's prescription 

[pixie]

CLKD How about contact lenses?

Limpy, what happened with the chicken?

Millemoo, I'm always putting the wrong things in the fridge

I was talking nonsense to mum earlier, kept forgetting what I was saying mid sentence and going off in a different direction, get words all back to front too.  She looked a bit baffled 

[Limpy]

Pixie, nothing fortunately, but there was a definite swerve, towards the fridge....

[CLKD]

Can't bear the thought of anything in my eyes 

Himself went into the garden earlier to prune the apple trees, then came in to go to the loo      I told him to sit down 

[pixie]

 

My colleague who is 50, said she rang me last night, but spoke to her husband's boss's wife in error, who has the same name.  She couldn't figure out what had happened to my voice!

[Elena]

Ah that's classic, I can imagine her confusion all too well   

My latest thing is putting stuff down then not being able to "see" it....maybe a trip to the opticians in the New Year..

[Limpy]

Won't help Millie, happens to me all the time, even when I've got my lens in 

[CLKD]

As an aside - I took my 3 pairs of reading glasses into Boots Optician area and they were repaired and cleaned for FREE  - so must remember NOT to put them onto the top of the poultry run/car/compost bin 

[susie56]

I think I'm losing it.  I got into the passenger seat when I came out of church today.  I was driving and on my own.  Just hope nobody saw me!!!

[honeybun]

Oooops I have done that in the petrol station. I then tried to look as if I meant to do it and climb into the drivers side. I felt a right plonker 


Honeyb
x

[pixie]

 I lost my mums spare keys a couple of weeks ago. I thought I had thrown them away in the wheely bin, when I was bringing a bag of mums shopping and rubbish from the car to the door.  Anyway today,  I was going indoors, my neighbour was puffing away outside, said - "Are those the keys you lost hanging up on the branch of that tree?"  and yes, they were her rusty keys!  I don't know how they got there, but, I must've dropped them on the ground whilst carrying all those bags, and someone hung them up there, like a xmas decoration 

[Limpy]

Bin man with a sense of humour perhaps? 
At least you have got them back

Perhaps the bin men are looking for a christmas box....

[flushtered]

I keep getting side tracked in the house - meant to put knickers in washing basket, but came downstairs with them in my hand - easily solved though, I just put them in washing machine instead.  I don't know how many times I go upstairs for something, do half a dozen other things whilst up there, come back and then remember I never got thing I went for 

[CLKD]

I go round and round, I begin one chore then spot another which needs doing then forget the first ...........