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[CLKD]

That's a given 

[jaypo]

This isn't so much as DOING stupid things,more of READING stupid things but it did give me a giggle this morning,see if you can spot the mistake one of the main newspapers made today

As well as being uncomfortable, bloated and in pain, holding your urine can cause a whole host of health issues such as infections, incompetence and in worst cases, a burst bladder

 

[Songbird]

Ooh, I don't fancy an incompetent bladder. I've got enough problems 

[jaypo]

  Don't they read the article before they put it out? 

[CLKD]

infections, incompetence and in worst cases, a burst bladder



   Freudian slip?   Where's the Editor in all this 

Also this thread : sometimes it tells me that my 'last posting was 5 seconds ago' when I've been in bed all night

[CLKD]

Not us then  . 


Former Conservative Prime Minister Boris Johnson was turned away from his local polling station after forgetting to bring acceptable photo ID.

As first reported by Sky News, he returned later with the necessary ID and was able to vote.

He cast his ballot in South Oxfordshire, where voters are choosing a police and crime commissioner.

New rules requiring photo ID to vote were introduced by Mr Johnson's government in the Elections Act 2022.

The change was rolled out last year, with local elections in May 2023 the first time voters needed to show ID.

[CLKD]

In the early hours I wandered into the bathroom with eyes half shut and brain not in gear.  OH that large spider on the edge of the bath towel: did what I needed to do and crept out of the room.  In the daylight it's the label on the edge of the towel, not a spider at all 

[Songbird]

 
Brilliant CLKD. So you "dispatched" the scary
M and S black widow that was lurking at the edge of the towel 🤭

[CLKD]

   I shook the towel: hard 

What about the Boris incident ?

[jaypo]

When I was at my last blood test, I made all the nurses scream and jump 20 feet in the air,all I'll say is,tiny bit of fluff blowing across the floor 

[CLKD]

 

[jaypo]

Seriously,my brain is a mystery to modern science,emptying the rv.....took the milk out of fridge,laid it on the counter top to go get the dogs stuff out of the cupboard,said to myself......remember pick the milk up once you've got the dogs stuff.......do I really have to finish this story for you??