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Joyce

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2016, 08:45:56 PM »
Not sure any orchestra would have me Dulciana, too many flats & sharps.   ;D
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Dulciana

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2016, 09:17:35 PM »
 ;D
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Ju Ju

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2016, 11:58:04 PM »
I thought 'wind machine' as in testing aeroplanes. Heads in the clouds at the moment.
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Meg

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2016, 02:36:41 AM »
Yes definitely a problem.  Smelly farting more pronounced!

Meg
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babyjane

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2016, 09:39:27 AM »
Quote from: cubagirl on May 29, 2016, 08:45:56 PM
Not sure any orchestra would have me Dulciana, too many flats & sharps.   ;D

 :rofl:
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CLKD

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2016, 06:07:56 PM »
That's what F1 use to test their new designs ain't it  :-\  ::)

The anal spinster can become lax allowing wind out when maybe it should remain in  :-X.  When I walk, if I laugh, when I bend …………  :(
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Taz2

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2016, 08:11:50 PM »
"Anal spinster"   :rofl: CLKD you've made my day

Taz x   ;D ;D
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CLKD

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2016, 08:26:38 PM »
Bl…y pre-emptive text  >:(  ::)
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dazned

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2016, 09:05:10 PM »
Thats hillarious !  :rofl:
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Claireylou

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2016, 09:46:11 PM »
Made my day.  :rofl:
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CLKD

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2016, 09:49:18 PM »
I won't edit then ?
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Claireylou

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2016, 09:51:05 PM »
Oh please don't! I sat here with tears streaming down my face laughing so hard.

Missed you CLKD  :thankyou: :foryou:
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CLKD

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2016, 09:51:36 PM »
 :thankyou:
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breeze

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2016, 04:50:57 PM »
I find mine comes and goes and I really don't know the trigger.
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Dana

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Re: Wind machine
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2016, 05:20:05 AM »
Yes I'm definitely a lot windier than I used to be. It's always at night though, so I put it down to eating a lot of veggies at dinner time. At least I'm just noisy, not smelly. I'm just glad it's only the cats that are around to experience it...
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