Can't believe I did this the other day, but thought I'd give you a giggle.
Supermarket came with my grocery delivery. My coconut milk had been replaced with UHT version. Except that's not what I said to delivery guy. He asked if replacement was fine, I said HRT milk was perfectly OK as I only cook with it. He carried on without so much as a giggle saying "Do you normally get fresh?" Well I had to suppress my giggles.