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[FlorayG]

 A woman worried about looking older signed up for a new experimental treatment.
The surgeon explained " we put a knob at the back of your head attached to your face skin and you turn it a tiny bit every time you see a wrinkle and it pulls up the skin in your face and the wrinkle goes. You never need another treatment." The woman had the treatment and was amazed with the results, every time she saw a wrinkle she could tighten the knob in her head and remove it. After several years though she went back to see the surgeon;

" You said I would never need another treatment; but now I have huge bags under my eyes"
The surgeon looked -
"Madam, those aren't bags, those are your breasts"
"oh" said the woman, "That would explain the goatee beard as well, then"

[honeybun]

Oh I just love that.

 


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[babyjane]

I couldn't help chuckling out loud at that one, I've never heard it before.  It's great