Don't get me started on nose blowing, hubby's world champ. Tissues then rolled in a ball tossed in toilet, then doesn't flush. Result - they swell up & then I go to use loo, flush & guess what the Loo's blocked. Of course I get to don my marigolds to unblock it! Grrrrrrr However, think he's got the message now. The noise he makes blowing his hooter too, blimey it would wake the dead!