Menopause Matters magazine ISSUE 81 out now. (Autumn issue, September 2025)
Says the woman with poo in her name 🤣It's mine. I'll give it a warm bath, with conditioner, to make it all soft. Then tuck it up in my superking size bed, all snuggly, wrapped in blankets. Then play it classical musical, until it falls asleep.And I'd call it ... Samantha.