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Taz2

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2013, 05:52:42 PM »

Ah well I don't know anything about pooping candy but with popping candy that's easy.

You need a packet of popping candy, a mouth, an appendage and imagination!

Taz x  :party:
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honeybun

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2013, 05:55:41 PM »

I really can't imagine what you mean


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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2013, 01:36:24 PM »

 ;D

Just shared this with DH ............
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honeybun

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2013, 02:12:50 PM »

Off to the sweet shop then CLKD.

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Rowan

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2013, 02:16:12 PM »

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honeybun

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2013, 03:06:47 PM »

I would rather have a curly wurley.  ;D


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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2013, 07:41:58 PM »

I think the village shop would be too close though  :-X  ;D
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Trey

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2013, 01:50:34 AM »

What the heck is a curly wurly?
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andius

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2013, 02:52:27 AM »

Would someone please have pity on me and tell me what Popping candy is??

I thought that thread was hilarious...
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honeybun

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2013, 05:01:44 AM »

A curly wurly is a long thin chocolate and caramel bar Trey.....yummmy.

As for popping candy.

It's a very small sweet that when it goes in your mouth explodes with a pop. Hence popping candy. It's very popular with children and obviously some adults  ;D ...although I don't think it's the taste that's the attraction  ;)


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Rowan

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2013, 12:42:23 PM »

You have got to tell me HB, try as I might I can't get the connection ???

Taz says you need imagination and the rest .............and I still can't work it out ::)
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ellie

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2013, 01:11:44 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:just read this thread......OH !! Not laughed so much in ages.........thank god for Tena  ;D ;D ;D
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honeybun

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2013, 01:34:44 PM »

To be honest SL the technical details are a bit beyond me. I kind of get the general idea I think  ;D

Maybe Taz could draw us some pictures with arrows for reference purposes.


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Taz2

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2013, 02:38:18 PM »

I reckon if you need arrows and diagrams then perhaps you are not quite ready.....  :na:
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Rowan

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Re: Mumsnet debate on how to clean up after sex
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2013, 02:45:28 PM »

Could be right Taz ;D

 probably too late now anyway, I'll never know ::)
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