That's hillarious! I remember a friend saying her dad woke up one morning and felt unusually tearful, only to discover her mum's patch stuck to him!
Talking of mastectomies, a lady who attended same weight watcher class as me, went on the scales and to her surprise had lost 4lbs, she said she couldn't understand why as she had been eating everything in sight! As she walked away, she shouted, ohhh I know what it is, I'm not wearing my boobs!