I lost my work mobile phone the other day, and looked everywhere, including the car, twice! I went to work and then asked my collegues if any of them had picked up my phone, by mistake, and they hadn't. I then went back to the car and it was under the seat. I don't get it, I looked twice! Probably need an eye test now, and get yet another pair of glasses I will lose or leave on my head. On one occasion I drove over my glasses, after they fell out of the car!!

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I also keep getting my words mixed up and back to front or not out at all.