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Title: Turn offs
Post by: Dancing Queen on March 24, 2019, 10:21:40 AM
Just been reading a post where the discussion turned to shaving pubes and something made me chuckle...thought I would start a new post. What would be the biggest turn off for you? For me it is men who shave their chests and/or pubes. I don't want a man who makes himself look like a woman! Have just had date no 2 with a nice man and had to get it out there...no apparently he doesn't. ..phew 😃
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Two hoots on March 24, 2019, 10:47:53 AM
Hairy backs

 :lol:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 24, 2019, 10:57:13 AM
Does that include bottoms TH 😂 my OH is hairy but just a tiny bit on the base of his back,his chest hair is almost all gray now☹️
I've never liked moustaches,they seem odd to me somehow unless you have a statement one,like a huuuuge handlebar one etc
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Two hoots on March 24, 2019, 11:04:04 AM
Does that include bottoms TH 😂 my OH is hairy but just a tiny bit on the base of his back,his chest hair is almost all gray now☹️
I've never liked moustaches,they seem odd to me somehow unless you have a statement one,like a huuuuge handlebar one etc

OMG you've just reminded me - when we had our kitchen fitted a few years ago, I walked in to find the fitter bending over, he had some trouser cleavage showing  :o the hair  :o it was like a medium size furry animal living in the crack

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 24, 2019, 11:41:06 AM
😂😆🤣 have a good look did we 😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: JaneinPen on March 24, 2019, 11:59:20 AM
Ha Ha Twohoots. Hairy back and crack turn off for me
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Dancing Queen on March 24, 2019, 12:03:18 PM
I agree to the yuck to hairy backs..how come we like the fronts of them to be hairy but not the backs? Odd! 😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Pennyfarthing on March 24, 2019, 12:14:10 PM
When I was in my late teens I was swimming in the pool and a man got in and he was as hairy as an ape.  It was horrendous, he was covered in hair all over his chest, arms, legs, back, the back of his neck.  I really felt physically sick.  I guess a lot of men must get waxed now because you seldom see men like that now, thank goodness.
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Two hoots on March 24, 2019, 12:27:27 PM
😂😆🤣 have a good look did we 😂

I couldn't help myself   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 24, 2019, 02:14:46 PM
Drunks leaving the pub ..........

Facial hair on a man is a huge No No - I often say to DH "Fancy waking up to that in the morning" and of course, his retort is "No.  Actually!"

Long hair is OK as long as it's clean.  But never a beard or upper chin coverage ........ socks in sandals and never the white hanky on the top of the head on a sunny day  ;D.

Blowing the nose then looking into the hanky - it would happen once. Then he would be asked to close the door quietly behind him as he left


Men in Lycra or leathers however  :whist:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 24, 2019, 02:28:22 PM
Oh nooooo clkd men in Lycra when they've been cycling 🤢🤢 toooooo much,all their bits squished,I try so hard not to look but my eyes just get drawn there 😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 24, 2019, 02:41:47 PM
That would be where exactly  :rofl:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 24, 2019, 02:51:33 PM
Ermmm 🙄😳🤣
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 24, 2019, 02:54:08 PM
 :lol: :whist:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Yorkshire Girl on March 24, 2019, 06:12:39 PM
Oh yes hairy backs, there is a bloke who comes swimming and he's like a hairy ape  :sick02:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Dancing Queen on March 24, 2019, 07:28:21 PM
Just thought of another one..or two..ear picking and ball scratching 😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 24, 2019, 08:03:53 PM
I like apes - in Zoo Collections  :D
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 24, 2019, 08:25:38 PM
Why do men find it acceptable to walk along the street adjusting their man bits😳
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 24, 2019, 08:37:56 PM
 :o. I hadn't noticed ....... give me a ring when you next notice  :D

Why are men allowed to go topless where ever they want but I have to remain covered  :-\
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Yorkshire Girl on March 24, 2019, 08:53:46 PM
Oh yes CKLD can't bear it, even worse when they have beer bellies and still think they are the bees knees! Mind you I don't like men in vest tops!
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: JaneinPen on March 24, 2019, 09:01:41 PM
Ooo another one that drives me crazy is men picking their noses. Why do they think it is acceptable..often see them sitting in their cars it's just gross
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 24, 2019, 09:20:06 PM
Anyone explain 'bees knees'  ;D
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 24, 2019, 09:47:54 PM
Hahahaha that was mine Birdy 😆
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 25, 2019, 08:24:35 AM
Depends where you're sitting Birdy  :D .......... better than being naked .......... 

Turn off - those big loud yawns ?  If I didn't love DH as much as I do ...........
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 25, 2019, 08:29:56 AM
Omg clkd,just as well our husbands don't meet,mine does it all the time,THERES NO NEED ,every two minutes aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh SHUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUPPPPP 😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 25, 2019, 08:30:43 AM
 ;D. it's when he does it early in the morning and I'm still asleep  :poke2:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 25, 2019, 08:37:22 AM
That's interesting Stella,s'funny,you say these sayings all the time and don't think where they come from
Haha,what is it with guys wearing that stuff,they MUST look in the mirror,mind you they probably do and think “oh lucky ladieeeeeeees” 🤢
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Two hoots on March 25, 2019, 12:23:53 PM
Reminds me of a post a saw on Facebook last week, it was a gentleman on his holidays posing in front of something, nobody noticed where he was because he was wearing white socks and strapped brown sandals  ;D
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 25, 2019, 01:02:51 PM
Certainly bees don't have knees .......... so it's a badge.   Tnx.

Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: pants46 on March 28, 2019, 10:12:30 PM
Birdy. I think fat nipples on men are called moobs !!
You really are a tonic for the perpetually anxious. x
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: pants46 on March 28, 2019, 10:31:43 PM
Did you break his heart, Birdy ?
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: pants46 on March 28, 2019, 10:50:00 PM
 ;D
A long time ago, I briefly dated a chap who would get up half way through dinner,  head off to the bathroom, muttering that he 'needed to make room'.
 :-\
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Dancing Queen on March 28, 2019, 10:54:37 PM
In one end out the other then birdy46 😄😄😄
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 28, 2019, 11:54:06 PM
You lot kill me....😂🤣😂🤣

Fat nipples.......😂🤣😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 29, 2019, 12:00:18 AM
One of my turn offs is men with long finger nails, and toe nails.
Can't stand it...🤮
Put that together with being hairy too, and you've got yourself a werewolf!
Noway !!👹👹
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 29, 2019, 08:44:20 AM
Constant sniffing,I mean I have such a runny nose but I USE A TISSUE !!!
I finished with a guy because I didn't like his shoes,seriously,it used to be something as simple as that,wouldn't have got as far as his nipples 🤢
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 29, 2019, 09:38:16 AM
Hahahahahahahaha and was he a bar stud 😆
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 29, 2019, 10:48:28 AM
Someone finished with me once......

Can't think why..🤔. ...it must have been my perfume......💨. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 29, 2019, 12:44:19 PM
Clearly he was an idiot Jill
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Katejo on March 29, 2019, 02:14:42 PM
I despise anyone who eats greedily. Hunched over, shovelling food in, not chewing properly.
I also don't appreciate a man with a shapely bottom. Or fat nipples.
You remind me of a blind date I had with a guy in the 90's. we went to one of those Italian pasta places where customers could go back and refill their plates as often as they wanted. I only needed 1 bowl but he kept going back and he ate sloppily with the sauce dripping down his chin.
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 29, 2019, 02:36:20 PM
Haha,how romantic,if someone eats noisily,that is a real bugbear or watching them eat is like watching the washing in the machine,close your mouth when eating 🤢
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 29, 2019, 07:02:12 PM
🤣😆
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 29, 2019, 07:21:57 PM
Oh no,how horrible,my friend who was a dr and very pretty went on a internet dating site,started chatting to a guy,exchanged pix etc via their phones,were getting on great,so they decided to meet,she knew within minutes he was a total d#@k so she went to the loo and didn't go back,omg how cruel but was a bit funny too,he texted her telling her what a bleep bleep she was but she suspected his photos weren't him and he was an architect apparently but she said he spoke like he was thick 😆 you just never know re dating sites.glad I don't have to date anymore,just couldn't be bothered
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 29, 2019, 07:40:21 PM
I knew someone who used dating sites....
I'd never use them, you never know who your meeting, they make up all sorts, I know that's true because this person used to!
Just my luck anyway, I'd meet them! How funny would that be? 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Katejo on March 29, 2019, 07:48:20 PM
I knew someone who used dating sites....
I'd never use them, you never know who your meeting, they make up all sorts, I know that's true because this person used to!
Just my luck anyway, I'd meet them! How funny would that be? 😂🤣😂🤣😂
That's where I got the messy pasta eater and several other amusing ones. Tried it one more time.online later but then gave up. However my brother found his wife that way and my Dad succeeded twice so it works for some.
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Dancing Queen on March 31, 2019, 07:14:06 AM
I am having third date today with a nice man I met on a dating site..knew as soon as I saw him he was genuine. But did have one previous date with someone whose profile pic was about 20 yrs out of date..as soon as I saw him in the car park I wanted to run away! And he had a combover..😄😄
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 31, 2019, 08:58:06 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 10:02:43 AM
Comb over..... :rofl:

Omg, forgot that one.....Rab C Nesbitt.....😂🤣😂🤣
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 31, 2019, 10:26:21 AM
Asking DH - he would be put off by un-pleasant body odour, hairy legs and ......... he's gone away to think it over  :D

Catch a falling star .........
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 31, 2019, 10:59:16 AM
Do you remember the advert Jill,was it for cigars or something,where rab c nesbit was in a photo booth?hilarious.
My OH is balding but I'd rather that than a comb over😳 Donald Trump say no more
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 31, 2019, 11:03:56 AM
Oh do you Birdy?can you remember what they were for'didnt his seat keep slipping or something
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 11:42:51 AM
Perry combover.....😂🤣😂🤣

Yes...absolutely, B.O,  oh, no, no, no......there's no excuse for body odour! 😤
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 31, 2019, 12:13:40 PM
I don't like boxer shorts  :-X even though DH finds them comfy.  Baggy.  Worse as he ages  :-X  :-X - give me a man in something fitted  ;)
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 12:51:33 PM
He kept posing at the wrong time. And when he moved, the photo would be taken..😂
I'm sure it was for cigars, Hamlet or something....my dad smoked cigars...🙂

Like leather CLKD? 😂😂😂
A bit sweaty in summer....🤢🤢
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 12:58:33 PM
When my OH started losing his hair, he had a slight comb over! 😲😳🤣🤣
Looked ridiculous, but he accepted his hair was going, so after some nagging from me, he went and had it all shaved off.....😀 best thing he ever did....😁
I'm surrounded with baldies, son too, I now shave their heads! 😂🦅
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Cazikins on March 31, 2019, 03:24:12 PM
Here you go girls - it was Hamlet

https://www.google.com/search?q=rab+c+nesbitt+advert&oq=RAB+C+NESBITT+ADVERT&aqs=chrome.0.0.9293j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 31, 2019, 03:27:41 PM
Hahaha,brilliant,thanks cazikins,wish they'd start making funny commercials again,instead of deep meaningful stuff for a plate of McCain's chips for example 😏
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 05:39:58 PM
Or sexy girls climbing out of a swimming pool,
Mind you, I still look like that, except for the, saggy belly, wrinkles, droopy boobs, hairy chin,
sore vag, and thinning hair! 🤣😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: Two hoots on March 31, 2019, 05:48:33 PM
Or sexy girls climbing out of a swimming pool,
Mind you, I still look like that, except for the, saggy belly, wrinkles, droopy boobs, hairy chin,
sore vag, and thinning hair! 🤣😂🤣😂

Nobody's perfect

 :lol:
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jaypo on March 31, 2019, 06:30:51 PM
Don't believe her ladies,she's gorgeous
I absolutely hate sex selling stuff,it's all aimed at men and another thing,whilst I'm ranting,why is it ALWAYS women suggestively eating ice cream,who's that for?also ads that ALWAYS have women in the bath
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 07:16:59 PM
Jeeze, I wish.....🙀 jay....

That advert, THAT HAIR! 😂🤣😂🤣 he's sooo handsome.....😳
Title: Re: Turn offs
Post by: CLKD on March 31, 2019, 08:07:01 PM
Lycra.  Me  ;D