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General Discussion => This 'n' That => Topic started by: CLKD on December 06, 2011, 07:55:27 PM

Title: funny sayings
Post by: CLKD on December 06, 2011, 07:55:27 PM

"Supermarkets must think our heads button up the back" absolutely love this!

Useful as a chocolate fire guard

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: coffee mate on December 06, 2011, 08:42:06 PM

 One of my favourites is - "He was up and down like a brides nightie". Lol

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Post by: Ghiro on December 07, 2011, 10:00:33 AM

"Free beer tomorrow for all those who missed it yesterday"

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Post by: vianne on December 07, 2011, 01:06:36 PM

"Fine words don't butter no parsnips!"   ???  ???  Not a clue what this means!!  ;D

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Post by: Dyan on December 07, 2011, 01:59:26 PM

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice" ::)

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Post by: viv on December 07, 2011, 03:34:43 PM

"If the wind changes your face will stay like that"


Have not got a clue. ;D

Honeyb
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Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: coffee mate on December 07, 2011, 03:42:18 PM

"I don't boil my cabbages twice"    ;D

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Post by: Pennyfarthing on December 07, 2011, 03:53:16 PM

"She looks like she could p**s vinegar."   ;D ;D

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Post by: coffee mate on December 07, 2011, 03:56:11 PM

"GROW YOUR OWN DOPE" ---- ---- "plant a man!"  ;D

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: marras on December 07, 2011, 04:50:40 PM

Hi Vianne, 'Kind words butter no parsnips'  means when you are trying to win round someone with flattery. A lovely saying that I learnt from my sister.

Hi Dyan, 'Don't look at me with that tone of voice' can be continued with
'It smells a funny colour'!!!! ;D

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: libby1 on December 07, 2011, 05:58:39 PM

He's not as green as he's cabbage looking

Libby
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Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: CLKD on December 07, 2011, 08:33:09 PM

Does he think I arrived on the Ark?

I wasn't born yesterday ...............

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: Dyan on December 07, 2011, 10:21:47 PM

When I'm looking for something and someone tells me "It's there"( right under my nose) I say,
"I can't see for looking" ::)

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: CLKD on December 08, 2011, 09:38:27 AM

Listen to the radio news 'in case the Dutch have taken Holland'

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Post by: Joyce on December 08, 2011, 09:43:09 AM

"It's as plain as the nose on your face".  Where did these sayings come from?  Some are easy to figure out, others not so.

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: vianne on December 08, 2011, 02:02:56 PM

Quote from: marras on December 07, 2011, 04:50:40 PM

Hi Vianne, 'Kind words butter no parsnips'  means when you are trying to win round someone with flattery. A lovely saying that I learnt from my sister.

Hi Dyan, 'Don't look at me with that tone of voice' can be continued with
'It smells a funny colour'!!!! ;D

Thanks, marras, i've wondered about that one for years!!  ;D

Another one i like is, "well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs!" 

v x

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: CLKD on February 14, 2015, 06:11:05 PM

BUMP

Title: Re: funny sayings
Post by: Sazduggs on February 24, 2015, 04:38:46 PM

Bobs your uncle, Fanny's your aunt!
I say this all the time!
 ;D