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CLKD:
Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.'



An elderly gentleman...

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.

I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'



Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

jaypo:
What do dentists call their X-rays?
Tooth pix

Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks

Why did the nurse need a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood

Ok ok I'll stop now  ;D

CLKD:
 ;D. U carry on .........

Songbird:
 ;D ;D. Very good ladies.....

A man takes a pair of shoes back to a shop saying there is one lace missing..
"No" says the Scottish shopkeeper. Look at the label - Taiwan!"

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles into the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist.
"Govan!", she replies.

And last but not least...
English man decides to call his Scots father-in-law "Exorcist' 'cause each time he visits he makes the spirits disappear... .

Boom boom  ;D

CLKD:
 :great:

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