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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 210261 times)

jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #615 on: May 23, 2020, 09:01:39 AM »

Told my OH he was having a lovely shepherds pie for dinner,took the mince out of the freezer(I wrap everything in cling film)in the morning,come late afternoon went to prepare said pie and that bloody woman had  swapped the mince for a chicken Kiev.......what the hell!?!?
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #616 on: May 23, 2020, 10:45:13 AM »

 ;D.  Did OH notice  :lol:


I picked up the phone to turn over the TV last week - that's getting quite a usual occurrence  ::)
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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #617 on: May 23, 2020, 12:56:45 PM »

I'm not sure,he did ask if shepherds pie was supposed to be THAT garlicy  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #618 on: May 23, 2020, 01:13:34 PM »

He didn't turn away from his plate then  :D
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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #619 on: May 23, 2020, 02:29:22 PM »

NEVER!!  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #620 on: May 23, 2020, 02:55:26 PM »

 :rofl:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #621 on: June 12, 2020, 01:43:16 PM »

She's following me  >:( - early this morning, after putting cat biscuits into the 1st dishwasher load instead of powder into the tray, when I went to switch on the 2nd load of crocks to be washed 10 mins. ago, she'd put cat biscuits in the tray .........  :-\  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #622 on: October 31, 2020, 09:52:35 AM »

Has she been in lockdown  :-\ ........... she's taken DH's thermal wear from the usual drawer and hidden it  >:(
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #623 on: November 11, 2020, 12:42:00 PM »

OH went to make a cuppa mid morning and couldn’t find the milk.  She’d only put it in the cupboard with the cereals 🙄
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #624 on: November 11, 2020, 02:37:11 PM »

At least she didn't mix it with the cereals?

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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #625 on: November 11, 2020, 02:41:07 PM »

I nearly brushed my teeth with nivea exfoliator,she must've moved my toothpaste to a different spot  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #626 on: November 11, 2020, 04:00:32 PM »

 :o  :-X
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #627 on: November 26, 2020, 08:03:58 AM »

She crept in2 our bedroom once we were asleep and reset the alarm clock  :o it rang at 6.00 a.m.  >:( instead of 7.30 which is plenty early enough  :poke2:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #628 on: December 24, 2020, 11:49:16 AM »

She's gone very quiet  :-X  ;)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #629 on: December 24, 2020, 01:29:10 PM »

Haha,not in this house she ain't   ;D
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