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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 240539 times)

CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #585 on: December 13, 2018, 08:16:36 PM »
She's only gone and got the cards from the attic  :o  :D ........... hopefully she won't find a pen or stamps  ;)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #586 on: December 13, 2018, 09:27:44 PM »
Unfortunately she's hidden all the Christmas cards that were written out super early and made me buy more and have to write them all out again  :stupid: :stupid:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #587 on: December 13, 2018, 09:50:57 PM »
She stole my insurance documents,I put them on kitchen table so I'd remember to take them to vet,got to vet and they weren't in my handbag and I could've sworn I put them in there
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #588 on: December 14, 2018, 11:22:58 AM »
It's that time of year, she must have a fast broomstick  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #589 on: January 10, 2019, 02:29:48 PM »
She's alive and well in South Yorkshire.  ;)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #590 on: January 10, 2019, 05:19:15 PM »
OH NO!  ;D .......... do tell  ;)

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #591 on: January 17, 2019, 05:53:15 PM »
She's going to get a HUGE  :kick:

A few months ago she hid my window keys.  We went away and I grabbed them but couldn't remember where I had put them.  Eventually she let me know where they were .  However!

On 28th Dec I released that she had mislaid the same keys again.  I went through the bag where they should have been but none fitted until in the early hours of one morning, I decided to systematically try each key in each lock.  She must have been away as hey ho! they fitted  :-\
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #592 on: January 17, 2019, 06:20:57 PM »
She put an onion in my handbag...........don't ask😳
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #593 on: January 17, 2019, 08:04:16 PM »
 :D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #594 on: March 26, 2019, 02:26:20 PM »
Quote from: jaypo on January 17, 2019, 06:20:57 PM
She put an onion in my handbag...........don't ask😳

Haha she has been in my house again as well and put the letters delivered by the postman in the salad crisper drawer in the fridge!!!!  Husband found them 2 days later whilst rooting for strawberries to go with his banana ice cream!!!!!! frigging mental she is!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #595 on: March 26, 2019, 03:20:50 PM »
🤣😆
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #596 on: March 26, 2019, 03:25:23 PM »
 :o was it spam  ;)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #597 on: March 26, 2019, 04:44:22 PM »
Quote from: CLKD on March 26, 2019, 03:25:23 PM
:o was it spam  ;)

Haha junk mail of course!! this woman may be far savvier than we think!!
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #598 on: March 26, 2019, 05:39:06 PM »
Not spam in the fridge then - there might be hope yet  ;D

Today I bought a card with a lovely picture and words but the front  ::).  She could have looked over my shoulder and pointed out that 'dear grandson' really isn't what I was looking 4  >:(  ::)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #599 on: April 25, 2019, 09:10:57 AM »
She sent a PM to a Member on here but it was the wrong person  :bang:.  She convinced me that the Member has fallen out with me, well after getting an e-mail that probably meant nowt, I too would stand well back  :D
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