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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #570 on: July 11, 2018, 10:22:00 AM »
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #571 on: October 23, 2018, 03:26:29 PM »
 ;D She must have been on holiday the crazy one but she has been back.  Wonder where she has been???

She was in my house the other day again.  She was in the kitchen talking to the wall (Shirley valentine) Christ knows what she was on about!!! a good 20 minutes she was at it an all!!! she was obviously losing the argument because then she started slamming things around and then burst into tears!!!!! what the hell......

She's been shopping with my card again - the sneaky heathen!!!! I think I need to change the locks or move!!! ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #572 on: October 23, 2018, 04:39:33 PM »
Has she bought items you would wear/use/appreciate though or is it purely selfish?

She hid my long distance glasses in the bottom of my hand-bag earlier, I went back to 3 shops B4 I found them  :D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #573 on: October 23, 2018, 08:29:39 PM »
Good lord,just caught a glimpse of her when I was looking down at my iPad,she looks about 70!!! ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #574 on: October 23, 2018, 08:30:22 PM »
That's the woman that looks back at me from shop windows  :-\  :D
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« Reply #575 on: October 24, 2018, 10:24:27 AM »
Quote from: CLKD on October 23, 2018, 04:39:33 PM
Has she bought items you would wear/use/appreciate though or is it purely selfish?

She hid my long distance glasses in the bottom of my hand-bag earlier, I went back to 3 shops B4 I found them  :D

She has bought leggings!!!!! She don't even like them but apparently she says that they are more forgiving and apparently make your butt appear smaller and they go well with all the smock tops she has purchased!!!!!!! I tried to argue the point of looking like mama cass but she was having none of it.... She says that leggings are practical, affordable and comfortable.  I may go try em on see whether she is right!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #576 on: October 24, 2018, 11:48:25 AM »
 :rofl:  'photos?

 [I made a smock top - once.  Then I sold the sewing machine  :D]
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« Reply #577 on: October 26, 2018, 02:55:03 PM »
 ;D ;D photos - imagine it!!!! Dear lord I would frighten myself to death and you lot!!!  ;D ;D

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #578 on: October 30, 2018, 09:55:14 AM »
Oh it certainly does!   She's a real Witch sometimes  :D.   

Mine sent me to the kitchen earlier to sort the laundry, then I found her filling the bird feeders outdoors but OH THE MESS on the kitchen floor ......

[how did the other family react  :-\ ]
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #579 on: October 30, 2018, 11:00:38 AM »
We had hens until 5 years ago ........... the garden was full of chatter all day long. 

Am sitting quite still, hoping that She will move to another part of the village  ;D
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« Reply #580 on: November 05, 2018, 09:08:39 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D LOL So amusing this thread.....

The woman in my house went how shall we say "off on one" last weekend!!! sent the husband out in the garden to do the winter preparing then dragged him to the garden centre with his wallet for Topsoil!!!

Fast forward 1 hour later and the mad one has purchased 4 new pots, 2 painted heathers, 2 new viola plants (buy one get one free mind you!!) and a tray of new bedding plants!!!! and garden paint bonsai colour because she wants it sprucing up!!!!

Forgets topsoil and sends poor hubby back out to get the topsoil!!!

Hubby said he is not taking her anywhere no more!!!!  ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #581 on: November 05, 2018, 11:27:56 AM »
 ;D .......... I make shopping lists then she distracts me so that I leave them at home  :-\

Keep her with you ............
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #582 on: November 16, 2018, 02:40:30 PM »
I'm sure she steals the shopping list out of my handbag because I get to shops and my husband says you've forgotten list haven't you & I say no, I definitely definitely put it in my bag,we get home and there's the list on kitchen table,oh she's so mean
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #583 on: November 16, 2018, 05:24:48 PM »
If you are like me, you can't remember what you had written these days  :-\
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #584 on: November 16, 2018, 06:00:25 PM »
Exactly 🤣
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