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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #555 on: April 02, 2018, 11:17:14 AM »
 ;D -
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #556 on: April 03, 2018, 03:40:54 PM »
Bumped for new Member along with 'doing stupid things'
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #557 on: May 01, 2018, 06:37:04 AM »
Fabulous thread.  We really need to try and keep our sense of humour through all this.
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #558 on: May 01, 2018, 12:31:51 PM »
Yep.  Our doors have double locks but she still finds her way in ..........
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #559 on: May 22, 2018, 11:10:51 AM »
 ;D ;D she's back up north!!! She's decided she wants some quality time in my humble abode.  Hubby is petrified and spends his weekends planning his quick escape just in case... ;D ;D

When she is acting like the perfect lady, the Hubby is quick to latch on to it like a needy child and cling on for dear life.... hoping and praying that the "other woman" never sets foot in his little house again!!!... doesn't last long though  ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #560 on: May 22, 2018, 01:27:59 PM »
Do keep her up North  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #561 on: May 24, 2018, 02:32:21 PM »
 ;D She has been stood in the kitchen for the last half hour wondering what she went in for!!!!!! ;D ;D husband says she unnerves him when she does that..... he said she is like the woman on paranormal activity that stands over her partners bed for hours!!! :o :o

She has also been online shopping with my card today!!! she has took a shine to smock type tops!!! what's that all about.... :o :o she's unnerving me now!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #562 on: May 24, 2018, 05:23:21 PM »
 ;D. smock tops  8).  - I made one in the 1970s then sold the sewing machine  :D
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« Reply #563 on: May 30, 2018, 09:10:20 AM »
 >:(Oh dear - she is giving me the willies this strange one....... she came shopping with me yesterday in Tesco.  I told her just buy the things you need on the shopping list which were bread, milk and some lovely vine tomatoes.  We went in armed with the shopping list armed with a new shiny plastic fiver.

Fast forward 1 hour!!!..... shopping done..... ready....

A lovely pink burn out tee for the mad lady...... white bread instead of wholemeal.... some doritos.... a family sized cheesecake for the crazy one.... bottle of coke, and some new slippers!!!

Forgot the milk and tomatoes and was over 20 quid lighter...... she's crackers!!! I'm not taking her no more..... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #564 on: May 30, 2018, 10:11:35 PM »
Perhaps she can't read ........ or left that list behind somewhere  :D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #565 on: May 31, 2018, 08:00:39 AM »
 ;D she claims she had forgotten everything on the list and couldn't see what she wanted anyway because apparently she forgot her glasses too!!!  ;D ;D she's costing me a small fortune this one... :P :P :P
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #566 on: May 31, 2018, 02:03:50 PM »
 :rofl: ....... does she go into your fridge when you aren't looking so that there's nothing on the shelves?  Does she push your clothing 2 the back of the cupboard, so that nothing fits  ..........
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #567 on: July 03, 2018, 09:18:42 PM »
She picked up two pairs of glasses today and the lenses fell out  :o
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #568 on: July 09, 2018, 01:39:28 PM »
 :bounce:

She's here.  Left a large wooden box in the hall way - which I kicked into  :o
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #569 on: July 10, 2018, 03:34:54 PM »
I haven't seen her for ages so pleaseeeeee keep her with you CLKD

Lanzalover x
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