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mandss

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shoot me now...
« on: January 21, 2021, 11:15:03 AM »

Having felt a bit sore down below I put some sudocrem on during the night. This morning I thought I would have a look just to check all is ok. Mirror balanced precariously, torch shining upwards......OMG my vagina lips where pure white! I called out o hubby "something isnt right down there I have had a terrible reaction to something"
It then occurred to me that it was the cream I had applied during the night! Had a good wash and hey presto it had gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hubby is sat there with his head in his hands. I used to be a fully functioning woman, now they just laugh at me. ::)
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jaypo

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Re: shoot me now...
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2021, 12:00:45 PM »

Haha mand,don't worry,quite a few of us on here have lost the plot  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: shoot me now...
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2021, 12:56:52 PM »

PHEW! you'll laugh in a few days ;-)

Get some appropriate vaginal atrophy treatment?
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Lyncola

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Re: shoot me now...
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2021, 08:25:37 AM »

You poor thing, sadly many of us can relate.
Stupidest thing I’ve done is I started rubbing roll on deodorant on my lips, I thought it was lip balm?
And I did in front of my husband as I was talking to him, I just laughed.
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jaypo

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Re: shoot me now...
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2021, 09:02:22 AM »

 ;D
Best one I did was nearly spray dry shampoo as deodorant
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