I've been relatively non-stupid lately, but i saw something today that made everything i've done seem trivial. I was walking towards a fellow dog walker who was about to pick up after her dog. She bent down, froze and then started swearing. I thought maybe her back had gone, but then she straightened up and showed me what she'd done. One hand covered by poo-bag - empty - the other hand with glove on - holding lump of poo. I tried not to laugh, I really really did try........
I'm not sure it was a meno thing, she's about the right age though, and i did feel for her, but i must admit it made me feel better knowing i'm not the worst!!