I'm happy doing my own cooking and decorating, it's the housework i have a problem with. Husband does way more dusting and hoovering than me, and when i've made a mess in the kitchen, i know i can wander off for a while and when i get back it's all washed up and cleared away. It took a few years but I think i've got him pretty well trained now.
I'm divorcing Miles Jupp now, i want Nick Cave instead. He's going to sit on the floor my side of the bed and sing to me, Love Letter and Jesus of the Moon, while i drift off to sleep.