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CLKD

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Do not touch the buttons!
« on: September 27, 2020, 03:00:28 PM »

This is too good not to pass along <snicker>

A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to
get into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied.
A lady noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and
with a look of pain and anxiety on his face.

"Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it
if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed
to her terms.The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the
feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white
buttons were identified by the letters:
WW, WA, and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR.

Who would really know if he touched them?

He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he
pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a
nice feeling came over him. The men's restroom didn't have nice things
like this. Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button.
Warm Air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying
his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped,
and without hesitation, he pressed t he PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a
place of tender loving pleasure!

He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he
pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!.....

He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse
was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was
in the ladies restroom!"

"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk
expanded to a grin. "That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."
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Foxylady

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Re: Do not touch the buttons!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2020, 05:37:02 PM »

That is hilarious, I laughed out loud & have tears streaming down my cheeks!! ;D x
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Joaniepat

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Re: Do not touch the buttons!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2020, 05:39:22 PM »

 :rofl: :drunklaf:
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jaypo

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Re: Do not touch the buttons!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2020, 06:52:25 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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