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CLKD

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This could save a husband's life
« on: September 26, 2020, 07:16:59 PM »

Subject: OT Humor: This could save a husband's life......please read:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine wit h that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings!!
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jillydoll

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Re: This could save a husband's life
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2020, 09:40:50 PM »

 :lol:
Love these things. Keep em coming.  ;D
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Foxylady

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Re: This could save a husband's life
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2020, 08:58:19 AM »

 ;D ;D great!! Chocolate really is the answer to everything. x
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CLKD

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Re: This could save a husband's life
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2020, 08:58:52 AM »

I have more  ;)
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